Saturday

Diaper Doubletake

I file this under the "how tired was I?" category.

One time, during the first month with the new baby, when I was getting dressed, I slipped on my undies and set off to get one of the small, absorbent pads that are necessary to wear for while after having a baby and which I kept in a cupboard in the bathroom.

NEXT THING I KNEW...

...I was standing in the bedroom next to the changing table with little memory of how I got there. I looked down and realized that I was in the process of attempting to fit a baby’s diaper into my underpants! The only thing that jarred me back into reality was my confusion over what to do with the adhesive tabs.

So, in short: I was so tired I tried to put on a diaper!!

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