1. You stop your baby in the act of putting something in his mouth, discover it’s a full, blood-bloated tick, and wonder how many times has he done this before??
2. Hearing yourself say, “Okay, Baby, new rule. No more getting your snot in my mouth.”
2. Hearing yourself say, “Okay, Baby, new rule. No more getting your snot in my mouth.”
3. Smiling as you spin your happy, laughing baby round and round like a flying super hero…then realizing you are slowly but surely being wrapped in a spider web made of the long, silvery strings of drool coming from his mouth.
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